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A very sad frog sat on his lily cushion and wept He has been isolated there ever since he had insulted an ugly witch and been converted into a frog. Not astonishingly her felt unhappy and having been something of a a handsome gentleman when he was a human being, missed the company of ladies very much.

He had rejected female frogs as their shaky mouths and general stickiness was bit of a turnoff, on the other hand he had made some sexual approaches a light green, firm thighed she-frog and had been cast off out of hand on account of his skin was not green enough.
The next day she was roasted by the king’s cook so he felt that perhaps she had received her just sentence.

On the contrarythe dismissal had something damaged his confidence and his ego was a little injured but he still felt hunger after a night of love with the beautiful princess, within whose river he dwindled.
How to recover his human body? He decided to lure her into kissing him it was always a good solution for haunted princes.

Day after day he practiced his croak until he could manage a tune and sing with a particular style I Will Always Love You and one day he started to woo her.

To his surprise she was completely apathetic by his music and ignored him completely. He felt upset and slowly as he weeks wore on and she went on ignoring him, he felt more and more sad.

Still and one day, after a credible renditition of Beautiful, she picked him up and kissed him. Kerpow he thought, but nothing happened… sadly she put him down “Oh,” she said,“ I thought you may be my handsome prince.”
” thought the frog gloomily and he realised that his sad attitude and low self-confidence had barred from sleeping in her arms despite his desire.

“What I need is some help,” he thought and as luck would have it, he discovered two gentlemen discussing the latest fantastic tablet, generic Viagra and generic Cialis. “I have to get some of that,” he murmured, “then I will spring out of this depression and fervently make love to the princess.”

The courtiers had left a jacket by the lake and he looked in the pockets and took a small generic Viagra sample. Next to it was a generic cialis sample and some directions“… fast acting and long lasting, just what I necessitate after being a frog for so long,” he thought and put the generic Viagra in his pocket and sampled the generic cialis.
Right away he felt more positive, “Now I can destroy this spell,” he thought.

Lying on his lily chair he whipped out his tongue and ate a few flies, remembering that this particular froggy dexterity may come in helpful later if all went well.

He sang with all his heart, and the princess came running to the river to see what was happening she was just about to walk away when something in his sure jaunty manner made her pick him up and as she kissed him for a second time, the generic cialis gave him a powerful push and he leapt through the air and kissed her back… and the rest, as they say, is only a fairy tale!


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