Teo's Rant To The Choir Boys About BEER!

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The Choir Boys loved this RANT, so I figured I would publish it and give them a quick plug!

Dear Choir Boys,

Suggestion from your fan TEO!

The Java Cafe serves BEER! An important fact you might want to mention in your next email invite! You may not think it is an important fact, and looking at your invite again, which has all kinds of other less relevant information, THAT seems really obvious now! ... At least to me! Let's rectify this right now... This is my SKITA program just for youze guys! You need it!

• This may not be a big deal to lesser men, but remember what A.J.P. Taylor said about GREAT men... "In my opinion, most of the GREAT men of the past were only there for the BEER."
• It's also a TRUTH you forget to mention... Don't forget what Abraham Lincoln said about TRUTH! "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the TRUTH, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and BEER."
• And what about the God fearing and faithful... I know you have them for fans! Right? Don't forget them! "BEER is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

• Any Danish Fans? Whether or not you do or you don't, you could have more Danish Fans with a mention of BEER! "BEER is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another BEER." - Clementine Paddleford
• What about troubled fans? With this economy.... come on... "BEER. Now there's a temporary solution." - Dan Castellaneta

Look... I could go on and on and on with quotes all damn day, but beer is important! Ok? Still not convinced, eh!

• What about really old fans? Studies have shown they need beer... "The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink BEER or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most." - Jay Leno
• The original Martin Luther had something to say about that too... "We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong BEER is the milk of the old."
• What about the kids? Of course we need to discourage them in a strategic way from drinking beer, but they could come to your show too! "Now son, you don't want to drink BEER. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs." - Homer Simpson
• Any fans in the military? Beer is an important factor to ALL of them... "No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and BEER." - John Churchill

• Even Plato (remember him) had something to say about this! "He was a wise man who invented BEER."
• And Pat Green! "BEER in my cereal is keeping me alive."
• And Ray Bradbury! "BEER's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it."
• And Stephen King! "I work until BEER o'clock."
• And of course, can't forget George Carlin! "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink BEER all day."

Like I said, there is no end of this for me, but there could be for you guys... if you mention beer next time! Otherwise, you may be inundated with more beer quotes, and I know you don't want that to happen!

This RANT and threat of more beer quotes is dedicated to John Stanard and the Choir Boys!

FYI - I have all these quotes and SOOOOO many more published in my FaceBook app if you are interested.
http://www.facebook.com/MotivationSys

I look forward to the next gig... and beer!

Teo

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