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Ive found a cool apartment! Okay, okay
so its not perfect. Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I cant afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of Raid?
I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You dont have one? Why not? Do you want one? Ill help you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess Id better call the truck rental places. What do you mean
$200
PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!
While Im on the phone Ill call the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I havent used your services before. No, I dont have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow
do you people have a license to steal?
Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad
I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah
I have my bed. Thatll be good enough. I dont need a table; Ill just use this box.
Renters Insurance? I dont think so! What do I have to insure?
Just got my first phone call! Id love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because its too far to walk to work, thats why. Umm, Daddy
theres car insurance too! Thanks, Dad
youre the best! And gas? I didnt think so
Time for dinner. Lets look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!
Uhhh, Mom?
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